You know who you are. You wear obnoxiously large white sunglasses (indoors for that matter) with logo’s from such brand pimps as Chanel, D&G and Isaac. Stop it. Girl (and guys!?), they look silly. There IS a place for that sort of thing. It’s called a billboard. No disrespect.
Apparently I’m not alone. Related, ha ha funny action here
Coffeeshops, ah yes my best friend and my worst enemy. Without you I would be adrift in a sea of confusion and excruciating withdrawal headaches. Please oh please tell me why in an establishment made of stimulants, employees “Baristas” move like they just stumbled out of bed? No more than 2 minutes is all it should take to make my Americano. 2 minutes. No steaming, no milk. Just put the shots in a cup and add some hot water. Leave some room for cream and hand me the cup. Boom, done! Another tip for my local “pusher”, it’s called a waiting line. The clusterf**k, make that 2 clusterf**ks that are the piles of people waiting to order and the mess of people waiting for their orders are not helping your business. Perhaps a sign or velvet rope is in order. Again, no disrespect.
OK, I feel much better now.
Go Wesley, Go!
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My coffeeshop challenge is when a coffeeshop tries to be a lunch counter also. I’m there for coffee and hate waiting behind the woman who is ordering 3 sandwiches, 2 bowls of soup and pastries for her office.
Ridiculous.
Um, sorry about the redundancy of my recent post. I hadn’t seen this one when I started heaping praise on Stumptown. Can we blame this on ‘great minds think alike?’ Sounds like we all got coffee on the brain…
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