It seemed very strange being in the store on a Thursday afternoon, since I’m usually only in there all night on weekends. All the Portlanders are freaking out that it hit 100 degrees today…..me, being from Texas….not so much. Still….100 degree weather does fry some freaky behaviour out of some, and the lovely perverts of PDX obviously weren’t in the mood to disappoint me on this night.
She stumbled in out of the night, all black hair and pale white skin….a beautiful trainwreck of a lady. Not sure what she was on or if she was just drunk but her shirt was unbuttoned all the way down to the bottom two and one of her ample breasts was completely exposed. I thought about pointing this out to her, but then I reconsidered. A breast? In this palace of perversion? Oh dang.
A lot of the other women who literally fall through the front door seem much further beyond all hope than this one…..she was rough for sure, but not too fargone plus she seemed very comfortable with herself and the world around her. Still, I could see that she was actually very pretty underneath whatever had happened to her tonight……made me a little bit sad.
Anyways…..after showing her a variety of devices (which I am becoming increasingly and disturbingly an expert on), she settled on a bottle of “Liquid Virgin”, a lubricant with a chemical in it that causes the vagina to contract down to roughly half it’s size. She wanted to preview a DVD in one of the private viewing rooms and I swear that the woman on the cover of the movie she chose was in fact…..her. I could be wrong, but very few things suprise or shock me during porn duty anymore.
Not sure if it was the heat, but it’s surely going to get weirder over the next few nights. Full moon ahead. Vampires……werewolves……fetishists……oh my.
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Im in no way shocked about this in our lovely Portland. I could tell you some stories!
I once sold two copies of Playboy to the Playmate of the Month. I didn’t realize it until after the fact. She looked much taller on paper…
hahaha thats kinda funny she didnt get any copies for free?
@London – PDX is a smut haven….I love it.
@Cosmic Charlie – They all look taller….and more addicted to heroin….
@London – I wasn’t absolutely sure and she didn’t identify herself as a star, so…no. Next time I’ll give her a free copy with a complimentary helicopter…
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