In the immortal words of Portland City Commissioner Randy Leonard:
“When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
And when that blessed event happens while you’re out in public, you may not be near a handy coffeeshop. Or may be faced with that snooty ‘restrooms for patrons ONLY’ sign. (Have you ever run in, snuck into the restroom, and then bought a cookie on your way out the door? I have!) Even worse: the draconian “No Public Restrooms.”
Whatta you gonna do?
Weeeell, after December 8th, you’ll be able to use the first ever Portland Loo — if you’re near the corner of NW 5th and Glisan, that is! (Stop by for the ceremonial First Flush at 11 am.)
Look at this — The Portland Loo even has a slogan we can all get, um, behind: A Unique Solution to a Universal Problem.
To read more poetic prose about the Loo itself (complete with illustrations), check out this Portland Water Blog post.
(Snarky and/or dismissive and/or ‘deadpool’ comments to commence in five…four…three…two…one…)
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Cool! Somebody make sure to add it to the database at http://www.sitorsquat.com, so we can find it with their cool iPhone app (or by searching in a browser).
Done! (Didn’t know they had a cool iPhone app…!)
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