I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m quite the DJ….this is the freaky porno sex shop where your experience is enhanced sonically. Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I have quite the unhealthy obsession with music and I haul a back pack full of groovy booty bombs in here every damn night I’m working. The nightcrawling pervs who frequent this place are always vocal about their appreciation for my choice in tunes. What’s my secret? I always know the perfect song for any given moment. Like right now…..3:46am…..of course it’s got to be “Western Exterminator” by RTX. The rest of tonight’s set has been pretty wild…..we started off all dark and evil with some random tracks from Danzig and then took a harsh left turn for some of Frank Zappa’s “Weasels Ripped My Flesh“…..getting back to the rawk, this palace of paraphrenalia was then treated to Fu Manchu’s entire fuzzed out monster “In Search Of….“. That one worked really well with the remastered silent German vampire film “Nosferatu” playing on the monitors….sort of an alternate soundtrack. Somewhere in there I had a Red Bull and pulled the ripcord on a brilliant pair of punk records back to back…..”Frankenchrist” by The Dead Kennedys and “Big Lizard In My Backyard” by The Dead Milkmen…..my two favorite dead bands. One guy was on his way out and said “Man, the music has been really great tonight….thanks for that.” dropping a bunch of ones in my tipjar. That made me feel good…..I should do this professionally or something. Right now Nosferatu is chewing up the crew of the ship to the eerie clatter of The Pain Teens “Stimulation Festival“. Brilliant.
DVD title of the week? “Asses of Face Destruction 4“
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Hehe. I have MTV Get Off the Air going through my head now.
Considering my 2-year-old is downstairs playing with legos and singing “Pick-a-little, talk-a-little,’ I read this headline: It’s all about “The Music Man.”
@Motor – One of my favorites of The DK’s….I love the little trumpet break in there.
@Christina/Seeger – Ah…you see how I lure people in to read about my world of filth!
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