The other day I was amazed to note that I could discover TRUE womanhood simply by participating in an online chat at the Christian Science Reading Room on SW Yamhill.
I have to admit, I was kind of tempted. Like most men, I confess that I do not fully understand the female half of our species. However, as tempting as it might have been, the offer of this particular Fruit of Knowledge paled in comparison to one I saw only a few days later:
Apparently you can find The One True Faith for sale at street level in the Rotunda Pavilion of Pioneer Place Mall. The good news is, you won’t have to travel to the Middle East. The bad news is, you’ll have to pay retail.
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