Attention space cadets!
Been hearing Darth Vader’s deep breathing every time you answer the phone? Get an image of Luke Skywalker every time someone offers to lend you a hand? Then I’ve got the movie for you:
On July 3rd, KUFO’s Cort and Fatboy are bringing Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back to the big screen for the first time since 1997 with the latest in their monthly series of Midnight Movies at the Bagdad Theater. The screening is a charity benefit with all proceeds going to Doernbecher Children’s Hospital. Along with the exclusive presentation of what is widely regarded as the greatest movie of the Star Wars saga, members of the 501st Legion Cloud City Garrison Star Wars costuming club will be on hand to take pictures and interact with the fans. Tickets are $5 and can only be purchased after 9pm on the day of the show at the Bagdad Box Office. 21 and Over only.
Confession: I haven’t seen The Empire Strikes Back. Not even on TV. I’ve seen all the “new” films, and the original Star Wars many times. I still feel a bit ripped off, because back in 1978 or so I was suckered into seeing the original Star Wars because “once it leaves the theaters, YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!” (Kind of like Kiss’s everlasting farewell tour, I guess.) I was proud of my teenage boycott of things overly commercial/mass appeal. Disco was popular, for god’s sake. My fellow man can be a bit shallow in the grey matter department, but I had to see for myself. I was impressed. My favorite scene was where Luke was in the desert with two suns beating down. I’ve always been a sucker for a beautiful sunset.
I kept falling asleep during the second film, and never bothered with TESB. But now I have that chance. I’m guessing there’ll be no sleeping at this showing.
Then again, if they’d served beer at the Westgate back in the day, I might have been able to stay awake…
Thanks to the internet for the picture of Yoda getting, ahem, centered…
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I may actually cry.
Let’s at least get the ordering straightened out:
1. Star Wars
2. Empire Strikes Back
3. Return of the Jedi
Empire is widely considered the best of the lot. Things go downhill quickly in Jedi and it’s only saving grace might be Carrie Fisher in a gold bikini. Opinions vary.
Apologies for goofing the order. It was early, no coffee, yoda yoda…
Which offense was worse? My goofing the Star Wars lineup, or referring to Ford as a GM product?
Guess I’m not one to let the facts get in the way of a good story…
First you insult Star Wars and then you insult America?
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