Comments on: Memoir of a Pie Virgin

By: LaVonne

LaVonne — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:11:36 +0000

Flippin’ brilliant, my man. Thanks for sharing your deflowering with us!

You can never go back.

By: Faddah Steve Yuetsu Wolf

Faddah Steve Yuetsu Wolf — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:51:09 +0000

oh, and by the way…. frakkin’ FARBY??? i got yer ‘farby’… right here! —>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Farby

and @turoczy … yer jez the next li’l’ debutante #WhiffiesVirgin in hand ready to become anuddah #piebeyotch. dat’s all. trū dat. werd.

pie-yuetsu… even more … OUT!

By: Faddah Steve Yuetsu Wolf

Faddah Steve Yuetsu Wolf — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:47:10 +0000

so wot da FOK do you think you are wid awwll da lame-ass french independent frakkin’ film references? think yo’ da nambly-pambly lame-ass hunter s. thompson of friggin’ PAH?! say WHUT, mutha-FUG?!?!

ok, besides awwl dat — all he says? all true.

every friggin’ werd of it.

yes, i even told him to bring a friggin’ belt. if you have t’ask, ya don’ wanna know whut fer. awwww yyyyeeeah. freaky. you know how we do. ol’ skool.

in fact, it’s even _more_ true than he’s saying. because he’s leaving parts out. like he was filmed for some vicious #pieporn. by the @VendrTV crew. awww yyyyeeeeeah. you know how the do. three on a pie. 2 girls, one cup? try three guys, one _pie_. DAT’S whut i’m tawkin’ ’bout, PEEPLEZZZ!!

comin’ soon on a yootoob near youse. all uff youse.

an’ i snapped dat friggin’ shot of hum bein’ totally PWN’d bah da PAH. dat’s RAHT. @Metroknow iz ev’rybuddiez li’l’ #piebeyotch now. awwwww yyyeeeeeah.

you best b’lieve dat, trū dat. an’ you best be gittin’ yer li’l’ #piebeyotch ass ovuh to @Whiffies saturday night for the #piechamp/@piechamp #piepocalypse #piemaggedon. where i will indeed, reign supreme as mastah & commandah of cermonies and #pahannouncer. you will see. trū dat.

pie-yuetsu … OUT.

By: Rick Turoczy

Rick Turoczy — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:29:22 +0000

You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar. Or with pies than with um… rhubarb? Whatever. You get the point.

Still your taunting is somehow working. So, I will try to make it to the pie-off for the @piechamp title, Saturday night.

By: Brenda Clark aka @pdxwatch

Brenda Clark aka @pdxwatch — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:16:28 +0000

Well I have to say I got there shortly after that picture was taken — it was being passed around on the phone screen — and Metroknow was looking none the worse for wear (or munching). Of course, I’m not sure how many he had after I selected my pies and departed to eat off-premises.

It was my first trip there as well. If we’d planned in advance we could have brought more people who’d never stopped off at Whiffies. I agree the blueberry was very good indeed, but there’s no chance I’m contemplating more than one at a time.

By: The One True Butterbean

The One True Butterbean — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:40:06 +0000

Not pictured just to @metrowknow’s left…me.

I’m everywhere, eatin’ ur piez.

By: Metroknow

Metroknow — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:39:56 +0000

It’s not me – the Feds have a standby ready at all times for just such occasions.

By: Kathleen McDade

Kathleen McDade — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:37:34 +0000

OMG. It’s an actual picture of you! Now I might recognize you. Or I might stare and wonder if you’re really you.