I’m afraid it’s that time again. Time to dust off your rhyming dictionary and bust out some locally-themed limericks. The last time we did this we got some great responses. So, to get you started:
The mayor has damaged our trust,
The AG’s report was a must.
But their romping in bed
was just “he said, he said”
Whether Breedlove or Breedlust.Most media sources are bitter,
They mock online content and titter.
but watch “Live at 7″,
It feels like geek heaven:
A news show that finally “gets” twitter.As one stop on her two-year–long trip,
“The World” stopped at the home of the hip.
But we saw hair nor hide,
Of the rich folks inside,
‘Cause they didn’t set foot off the ship!Most folks enjoy a nice backrub.
Others like a soak in a hot tub.
But if it’s your thing
to strip down and swing,
“The Hedgehog” has opened a sex club.When Betsy first gathered this nerd horde,
The web love from Portland soared skyward,
But after a year,
what we usually hear
is: “Who let those clowns near a keyboard?”
Ready, Steady, GO!
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I’m eating at 30 new food carts,
There’s plenty to find around these parts,
But at Whiffies last week,
8 pies I did seek,
And on the way home there were rude farts…
A vulnerable youth’s name gets smeared;
The truth-challenged mayor is cleared.
Soccer looks iffy,
And Randy gets sniffy.
Is this how we keep Portland weird?
Bravo, both of you. Nicely done.
Sunday Parkways I do like
Astride an old mountain bike
I didn’t fall down
Riding through town
Remembering to feel childlike
An anchor, exceedingly comely
Spent “quality time” with her hubby
On TV she shined
But after months nine
Steph gave us a Nuggette named Elle!
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