Sounds like a children’s book, doesn’t it?
Well, it’s not.
OK raise your hands if you’ve seen/ are a fan of Facebook’s “Portland was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground” ?
Mmm-hmm. That’s what I thought.
The claim is: “It is common knowledge, that Portland Oregon was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground, and is clearly why Portland is as artistic and magical as it is.” I have evidence that it is getting out of hand!
Apparently EVERYONE in Portland is inspired by Unicorns.
Perhaps this masterpiece was put there to show that no aspect of Portland has been untouched by the magic of the ancient unicorns.
Whatever it is… do you really want a Thug Unicorn in your neighborhood?
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Well… I do kind of like it there. It makes me giggle.
Still, let’s get one thing straight — this doesn’t mean I’m becoming a member of “Portland was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground”.
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I must know where this is!
NE 20th Ave and Davis
thank you for alerting me to this clearly accurate, and historical, group!
For those who have no idea where this came from, go back and listen to Cort and Fatboy episodes from a few months ago.
I thought it was common knowledge that unicorns in these parts were hunted to extinction by the Sasquatch.
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