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Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy

Dear PDX Advice Guy.
So the fourth of July just passed and, finally, another ritual is over. My neighbors damn near set my lawn on fire. Is there anything you can do to help these idiots out?
-RM, Sellwood

Dear PDX Advice Guy

by Endless Monkeys

Now that Fort Vancouver is not having a firework display this year,
where can a family go see the best firework display this Saturday?
Thanks
-PW, Portland

06.29.2009 See the rest → 1 comment

Dear PDX Advice Guy

by Endless Monkeys

Folks, the management at OurPDX has challenged us authors to hit 1000 before our anniversary party this week. So in order to help out with that (not to mention get my writing back on track), I’m going to try and post like crazy this week. Not to mention it helps me clear out some of [...]

06.23.2009 See the rest → 1 comment

Dear PDX Advice Guy – The Deviant Returns Edition!

by Endless Monkeys

Hey folks.
So yes… been gone a spell. Honestly, I’d LOVE to do as kick-ass a post as MediaChick did, but I can’t be as cool as she is.
The truth is, I had to take some personal time. I’ve had some issues that needed dealing with. As a result, I had to take some time [...]

06.22.2009 See the rest → 2 comments

Dear PDX Advice Guy

by Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy
Like a lot of recent transplants to Portland, I’ve started to think about ditching my car for a bike and public transportation. But I also like to go on adventures outside of Portland. I could use your input. Thanks!
- DL, Portland

06.01.2009 See the rest → 5 comments

Dear PDX Advice Guy – Deviant Advice Friday Edition

by Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy
I love where I work. I love most of the people I work with. However, there’s this one guy in our office who most of us call “Le Stink.” He’s a nice guy, but it seems like he doesn’t shower all that often. We really don’t know how to tell him this [...]

05.15.2009 See the rest →

Dear PDX Advice Guy – Deviant Advice Friday Edition

by Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy
So Mother’s Day is coming up and I don’t know what to get Mom. HELP!!!!!!
-FJ, Gladstone

05.08.2009 See the rest →

Dear PDX Advice Guy

by Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy,
Spring is in the air and I’m supposed to be happy, but I’m not. I’m lonely and really would like to go out and do some things with friends and that’s the problem, I don’t have any friends. I’m really shy and have a hard time opening up to people. I don’t [...]

05.04.2009 See the rest → 3 comments

Addicted to WoW?

by Endless Monkeys

If so, then you’re likely going to want to come on down to Guardian Games (303 SE 3rd Ave at Pine St) every Tuesday night for WoW Minis League Night. It runs from 5pm to 8pm and here’s Guardian’s Website
Not sure what WoW Minis are? It’s easy… just imagine the game condensed into little plastic [...]

05.04.2009 See the rest →

Dear PDX Advice Guy – Deviant Advice Friday Edition

by Endless Monkeys

Dear PDX Advice Guy
I really hate the Pearl, but my fiance wants me to move there with him. I really really really don’t want to go, but he really really wants to. What should I do here?
- DF, NOT PEARL!

05.01.2009 See the rest →