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Friday the 13th!!!

The Freakpop Warlords of The Nothwest….WIZARD BOOTS, bring you a truly unique live show for a very special Friday the 13th at The Twilight Cafe with our friends MODA and Fun Yeti. That’s this Friday down at 1420 SE Powell….it’s only 3 bucks to see 3 amazing bands, so come on down!
We’ve also got an [...]

11.09.2009 See the rest →

WIZARD BOOTS’ 40th BIRTHDAY BASH!!!

by wizardboots

Yes, looks like this young man is going to make it to the big 4-0 after all. Surely the best entertainment value on a Monday night….NO COVER…AN OVER THE TOP SENSORY OVERLOAD OF LIGHT & SOUND …. DRINK SPECIALS… FABULOUS PRIZES …IMPROPER BEHAVIOUR …and of course live music from special guests EMPIRE ROCKET MACHINE [...]

09.21.2009 See the rest → 2 comments

Last Chance This Summer…

by wizardboots

….to catch that nutty trio of tricksters in the Wizard Boots band! We will be taking an open ended break for recording and redesigning our live show…..so come on out and get a dose of the improper. Tonight’s show also features local favorites, The Holy Children and Salt Lake City’s Blue Sunshine Soul…..not to brag [...]

07.27.2009 See the rest →

THE ED FORMAN SHOW!!!

by wizardboots

Those searching for the greatest entertainment value on a Tuesday night need look no further….THE ED FORMAN SHOW features brilliant live improvisational comedy and is best described as a sort of sleazy 70’s style talk show. Ed and his accomplices have been performing the show at Dante’s (3rd & Burnside downtown) every Tuesday for [...]

07.06.2009 See the rest →

PORN SALE!!!

by wizardboots

So you want to get your naughty on…but these days of a broken economy have you strapped for cash…well FANTASYLAND ADULT VIDEO has a stimulus package for you. This Monday…June 15th, these underdogs of the Portland adult scene will be hosting an unprecedented 50% OFF ENTIRE STORE SALE!!! That’s this Monday and the [...]

06.13.2009 See the rest →

TRUCKER SPEED HOOLIGANS!!!

by wizardboots

TRUCKER SPEED HOOLIGANS is an upcoming film from yours truly, outlaw director Wizard Boots working as usual under the umbrella of the company that just keeps on giving, INVISIBLE GRIZZLY AGENDA. It’s a sort of no-budget Pulp Fiction by way of Pink Flamingos view of Portland’s seedy degenerate underworld….yes, there is one, in case [...]

06.12.2009 See the rest → 6 comments

NEW FLOOR!!!

by wizardboots

I’m proud to say that we’re starting to get all legit down here in sleazeville….our store’s front entryway (which used to look like an underground passageway to a card game run by the Russian mob….) has been repainted, re-illuminated and re-floored! Check out our kick ass new (simulated) hard wood floor. The front [...]

05.18.2009 See the rest → 1 comment

Porn Shop Diaries: Karma Police…I Need Backup!

by wizardboots

Perhaps it was the full moon last night, but Jeez-Looo-weeez, what a bunch of friggin’ animals…porn obsessed infants…inconsiderate, selfish, speed addicted parade of white trash douchebags….the bad ones know who they are and the good ones (like the lovely young couple who needed my advice on some toys for kinky experimentation…) were just few [...]

05.09.2009 See the rest → 1 comment

Boots Across America…

by wizardboots

Hey Portland!!! I’m home and pleased to announce that the first major cross country Wizard Boots tour was a success. The band was great, we had more fun than humans should be allowed and made a bunch of new friends everywhere we went. The further we travelled, the more people were curious about the mystique [...]

04.07.2009 See the rest → 2 comments

Porn Shop Diaries – It’s All About The Music Man…

by wizardboots

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m quite the DJ….this is the freaky porno sex shop where your experience is enhanced sonically. Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I have quite the unhealthy obsession with music and I haul a back pack full of groovy booty bombs in here every damn [...]

01.11.2009 See the rest → 4 comments

Porn Shop Diaries – Cold Drives The Vermin In

by wizardboots

Porn Shop….4am on a Tuesday morning….I’m working hard. Just kidding….I’m screwing around on the old lap top. In my Red Bull fueled diligence, I almost don’t notice a large rat creeping under the front door and sniffing around. I’m not repulsed…..he’s adorable! I want to keep him as a pet….he could be the store [...]

12.16.2008 See the rest → 1 comment