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Portland Shopping Mall Santas – A Comparative Study

by Radio Gretchen

I did not believe in Santa when I was a little girl. For some inexplicable reason, my parents told my brothers and me that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. We did not hang our stockings by the chimney with care. We did not write letters to or leave cookies [...]

12.07.2009 See the rest →

Are Diamonds a Girl’s BFF?

by Cosmic Charlie

I had a post all planned for this weekend, a doozy that featured gratuitous nudity. BUT, since the city has been saturated with bare bodies this weekend, I will save it for midweek when I can slap a NSFW sticker on it and cause workplace turmoil. That’s right kids, something naughty to look forward to!
My [...]

06.14.2009 See the rest → 5 comments

Santa Witnesses Shocking Behavior

by Cosmic Charlie

Not having been raised in a household that celebrated Christmas, I’ve missed out on a lot of yearly traditions. I never went to sit on Santa’s lap. I see kids lining up at Pioneer Place Mall, where the Santa is gregarious and cheerful. (Although he looks a bit underfed…) I haven’t witnessed any incidents there, [...]

12.02.2008 See the rest → 2 comments
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