WARNING: This episode of Strange Love Live contains explicit content.

Friday night the Strange Love studio played host to two very sexy guests and one very sexy audience member… As stunning as they all were to look at, their real sex appeal on Friday was their calm frankness in discussing sex. There were so many topics that we didn’t cover I think we’ll have to do this all again in a few months if the girls are up for it. Join Cami Kaos, Melissa Lion, Missburrows and KamBam (and the occasional peep from DrNormal) and listen in on nearly 2 hours of girl talk about sex.

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Join us Friday October 24th at 10 PM for another episode of Strange Love Live. Next week we welcome back music man John Borroz. We’ll talk about the album he and DrNormal are working on and no doubt hear a few more stories about the Portland music scene in days gone by.

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It seemed very strange being in the store on a Thursday afternoon, since I’m usually only in there all night on weekends.  All the Portlanders are freaking out that it hit 100 degrees today…..me, being from Texas….not so much.  Still….100 degree weather does fry some freaky behaviour out of some, and the lovely perverts of PDX obviously weren’t in the mood to disappoint me on this night.

She stumbled in out of the night, all black hair and pale white skin….a beautiful trainwreck of a lady.   Not sure what she was on or if she was just drunk but her shirt was unbuttoned all the way down to the bottom two and one of her ample breasts was completely exposed.  I thought about pointing this out to her, but then I reconsidered.  A breast?  In this palace of perversion?  Oh dang.

A lot of the other women who literally fall through the front door seem much further beyond all hope than this one…..she was rough for sure, but not too fargone plus she seemed very comfortable with herself and the world around her.  Still, I could see that she was actually very pretty underneath whatever had happened to her tonight……made me a little bit sad.

Anyways…..after showing her a variety of devices (which I am becoming increasingly and disturbingly an expert on), she settled on a bottle of “Liquid Virgin”, a lubricant with a chemical in it that causes the vagina to contract down to roughly half it’s size.   She wanted to preview a DVD in one of the private viewing rooms and I swear that the woman on the cover of the movie she chose was in fact…..her.  I could be wrong, but very few things suprise or shock me during porn duty anymore.

Not sure if it was the heat, but it’s surely going to get weirder over the next few nights.  Full moon ahead.  Vampires……werewolves……fetishists……oh my.

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Surviving as an artist/musician/whatever over the years has never been a financially lucrative venture.  This is where the dreaded “day job” comes into play….a necessary pain in the ass that pays the rent and other expenses.  However, being a fairly wild and untamed free spirit, I tend to go after the more unusual employment opportunities….jobs that give me a chance to have those bizarre experiences that make great stories and can even occasionally become songs.  Last year while working as a camera/prompter operator for a live tv news show in Northwest Arkansas, I learned about a strange tradition in the small mountain town Eureka Springs where every holiday season, someone steals the Baby Jesus from the downtown nativity scene.  After properly absorbing this situation, I got right to work and wrote the song “Who Snatched The Baby Jesus?” which continues to be one of the most requested in the Wizard Boots repertoire.  See how that works?  I did another one about a news anchor at our rival station across town….I had a bit of a thing for her…..even got to get her a copy of it through one of their producers….but alas…never got to even meet her face to face.  BUT the song is still out there and I’m sure she still secretly fantasizes about the wizard….or maybe I just fantasize about her fantasizing about me.  Anyway….a career with great pay and benefits is fine, but I’d much rather have a job where drinking and having sex on the clock aren’t necessarily frowned upon and I might even get the opportunity to use a flamethrower.

Since relocating to Oregon a few months ago I’ve taken on several odd jobs that have all worked out well, but the one everyone always wants to hear about is my weekend graveyard shift at a 24 hour adult video store/sex shop.  I’m in there, usually all by myself from around 11pm until 7am providing cheerful service to whomever or whatever happens to wander in off the streets of sleazy Southeast Portland.   Actually wander is probably the wrong choice of words….we don’t really get alot of wanderers.  Most of the clientele have very specific intentions when they come in…..some a bit too specific…..gotta draw the line when getting propositioned by dirty old men.

So the purpose of this blog will be a documentation of what’s going on out there in your fine city while you’re probably sleeping.  And since something really funny/sad/twisted/disgusting happens just about every night I work….there’ll be no shortage of material.  So….without further adieu, let’s kick this off with The Tale of The Burrito Queen.

She walked in alone….I was alone….and without any sort of introduction or small talk she got right to the point.

Her:  “Do you want to have sex?”

Me:  (after a long thoughtful pause) “Well….I’m kind of working right now.”

Her:  “I can see that, but……do you want to have sex?”

Now she wasn’t unattractive….not really my type but certainly not unattractive.  The thing was….she was munching down on a massive burrito while trying to secure my services and something about the way the words “Do you want to have sex?” sound coming out through a mouthful of chewed up beef, cheese and lettuce…..it just doesn’t sound as appealing.  So I went with me gut on this one.

Me: “Ummmmm…..not particularly no.

Her: (shrugging unfazed) “OK….I had to ask.”

At least once a night in there I say to myself, “My mom would be so proud of me…if she could only see me right now.”  This was the one time I wasn’t being sarcastic.

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